Let's keep it simple today, the anomalies can wait. That's just a joke, of course, but some days are just paper-work days if you know what I mean. There are days where you're chasing a mothman through the rooftops for a little bit of evening fun and there are days when you just hang out at the water cooler and plan your next slideshow. This shirt captures the spirit of coming in late to paint a hallway, failing to start, and then leaving early because it's a slow day and the boss is 200 miles away in Miami exhuming a body.
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs smaller than usual
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 |