Showing your allegiance to the Station is the most sure-fire way to demoralize an anomaly. Sure, the logo on the front looks like it belongs on a polo during office hours... and that's what is so terrifying about this shirt. Your loyalty, knowledge of Microsoft Excel, and unbreakable will is clearly illustrated on the front while the classic, agonizing declaration of "Anomaly Containment" is proudly titled on the back as a warning to all anomalies and as a declaration to spite God if he ever tries anything. This shirt is guaranteed to strike an unrevocable, unreconcilable terror into all anomalies whether you're simply harassing a goblin colony or hunting a flesh mime. Available in multiple styles in order to make the most of any containment situation.
.: 100% Cotton
.: Medium fabric
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs bigger than usual
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 15.62 | 17.37 | 18.75 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 22.87 | 24.25 | 25.50 |