Oh God, not this guy again. We all know Hilbert of the Horizon because at least once a month he shows up in the parking lot to ask every single one of us for $5. And you know what? I'll just say it. I'm sick of it because we all know that once you release $5 to the mile-high cyclone that is his arm, he's just going to take it right over to Dollar General and get himself five more packets of confetti. And, once again, we all know what happens to that confetti because it ends up all over the parking lot.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
| Length, in | 27.01 | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.62 | 8.90 | 9.17 | 9.45 | 9.72 | 10.00 | 10.39 |