This is a shirt for people who have broken a goblin over their knee at least once in their life. Look up at that image again. If you're an anomaly, you just refused to do it. Why? Because this is a shirt that strikes fear and loathing into the heart of every single anomaly. There is a palpable amount of anguish that emits from a situation when two scrawny and underpaid guys show up under the bridge in these shirts. This shirt is guaranteed to strike an unrevocable, unreconcilable terror into all anomalies whether you're simply harassing a goblin colony or hunting a flesh mime. Available in multiple styles in order to make the most of any containment situation.
.: 100% ring-spun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Semi fitted
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |